If you really want to get on the Warped Tour, start by firing your whole band (including yourself) and replacing them with some pretty boys with dyed black hair and lip piercings. Then print a bunch of shirts with your band logo on front and the offensive word of your choice in Impact font on the back. Now you’re ready to …
Oh wait, different kind of van…
let me shift gears. (remember to edit that out later.)
I spent a good deal of my time in the last two weeks working on our van (Van Halen). I had to perform the dreaded spark plug replacement job – a task that is relatively simple routine maintenance on most vehicles but is a huge pain in the butt (and fingers and elbows) on this make/model. In fact, mechanic shops have asked as much as $1000 to perform this on our van. Parts for the job are about $50. So I set about doing it myself.
Aaryn Russell (Muppletone, Flying Balalaika Bros.) and I changed a couple of them a 9 years ago. Then my dad helped me change the rest out in Salt Lake City. He said I used up all my car help from him for the rest of my life on that job. It really sucks and this time two of the plugs were stuck.
Thankfully, it seems to be working now but on day 10 after several other issues in addition to the spark plugs had popped up, I was really considering either buying a new vehicle or renting a van from then on.
Well, not really. Renting doesn’t seem like a good idea to me unless you’re just doing a few shows out of town a year. Otherwise, owning your own band van or vehicle is one of the best things you can do for yourself.
Opposite Day is about to do a 4 date run to Carbondale, IL and back (where they get to play with Cheer-Accident and Yowie!) so I’m going to use that trip as a possible illustration for renting versus owning.
If OD rents a van for 4 days from Capps Truck and Van Rental, it’s going to cost them $500 plus $0.25 for every mile over 600 that they drive. OD is also doing Lawrence and Norman and I estimate the total trip in miles to be about 1900 miles so the total rental cost would be approx. $825. That’s over $200 per date they’re playing.
However, looking at OD’s past shows, they haven’t played outside of Texas very much in the last 10 years. So let’s use a more typical example to them. If they picked up a single date in Houston and needed the van for just 24 hours, it’d cost them $167 plus $32.50 in extra miles. That’s about $200 just to use the vehicle for a single show. Same as the above. I think we can safely say it costs $200 to rent a van for a single date.
That’s not terrible. If they only did this a few times a year, it’d be cheaper than bothering to buy, maintain and insure a vehicle.
So let’s break down what I payed to own by van per year. I bought it ten years ago for $8000. Let’s tack on:
- $1000 interest (high estimate)
- insurance for ten years – $3500
- tires – 4 x $500 = $2000
- oil changes – $120 x 10 = $1200
- other repairs – $10000 (this is a very high estimate. there were several years where my repair costs were nearly $0)
- registration/inspection – $800
total = $28,500 – so let’s just say $30,000 or $3000 per year that I’ve owned it.
If the Invincible Czars only played 15 road dates per year (ha!), that breaks down to $200 per show. Wow. The same as Capps but with no maintenance and always in a van in good working order!
So maybe it’s worth it if your band doesn’t play out of town much.
But if you do more stuff and look at the long term, it’s worth it to own. The Invincible Czars did about 30 road dates in the last calendar year. 30 x $200 = $5000 in rental costs. That’s $2000 more than the average cost per year of owning my van. We played out of town 30 times a year every year since I’ve owned it. That means I saved approx. $20,000 by owning the van (I’m sure rental rates were cheaper in 2005 than now).
It’s worth asking, “What if my band doesn’t last that long?” The good news is that you can use your van for any band. Van Halen has been used by The Invincible Czars, Foot Patrol, Boss Battle (many times), La Mancha, The Genius Mistake, Poon, Sweetmeat and more that I would probably remember if reminded.
Plus, I had it available to me at all times and used it as my personal vehicle during that time. It’s come in useful any time I’ve needed to move anything big. Several higher paying wall paper gigs paid me more because I was able to transport the PA system.
Downside – you will help everyone you know every time they move.
So, if you do buy a van here’s what I recommend:
- research the best make/model and year for your budget and band size. I bought one of the highest rated vans of all time in 2005 – the 1999 Ford Econoline. One regret – wish I’d gotten one size bigger.
- buy the newest used model you can afford. DO NOT BUY NEW.
- have a mechanic check out the vehicle before you buy it. I recommend Lemon Busters in Austin. They will go to the vehicle, drive it and send you a report and you don’t even have to be present.
- Buy a repair manual specific to your vehicle and keep it in the vehicle
- Learn to do as much routine maintenance yourself as you can (except oil changes – they’re so cheap, it’s worth it to have someone else do it and dispose of all the old oil properly).
- Find a friend or relative who likes/knows about working on cars and get their help when something goes wrong. Pay them back in other favors or chicken stew.
- Find a good, affordable mechanic in your hometown. (I have been very happy with Luu Automotive on Kramer in Austin)
- Keep a tool kit in your vehicle filled with at least the bare minimum you’d need to work on most problems. Very often you’ll find that the same size screw appears over and over in your vehicle. I’ve found that I can go a long way with a ratchet, a 5/16″ socket and flat head screwdriver.
- Live with little or cosmetic things that aren’t worth the bother or expense of fixing – dents, electric locks, etc.
- Read and heed the owner’s manual and maintenance schedule. Lots of oil change places have gotten a bad rap for selling unnecessary fuel flushes and stuff like that but some of that stuff really IS necessary – like changing fuel and air filters, spark plugs, etc. Know the difference. (I still get bamboozled by this!)
But don’t just listen to me. I don’t like working on cars and remain mostly ignorant about a lot of things under the hood. I’d love to hear more tips from someone who knows what they’re talking about. Leave them in the comments.